Thinking about the homeless man in Austin who I used to pay $15 to watch my car while I went out and one night I came back and all the cars around mine were broken into except mine and he was sitting on my hood and said “I ain’t let em touch this one miss Kenzie!!!”

Ya’ll this is wild #RainOnMe #ChromaticaBallMiami

chromatica era in a nutshell:

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Rihanna is doing the Super Bowl. Lady Gaga is the highest grossing female act of 2022. Beyoncé went #1 on Hot 100. Britney Spears is living her best life. Main pop girls are EATING this year.

denormalize the grind and start normalizing whatever this is

dallas rap

Snoop Dogg is making affirmation music and nursery rhymes for kids now. how can you not love him 🥺

the SSRI in my brain

LMAO

.@LadyGaga does the “Bloody Mary” dance on TikTok.

Nah this is fire. I love when concepts like this are executed properly.

“im gonna sleep early today” me in my room at 4am:

i love when vets knock before they come into the room. like yes my dog is naked but she also arrived that way

Bryan Kohberger trial date set for October 2nd at 8:30am.

gotta be 23-year old lady gaga shuting down a reporter asking a sexist question… this woman raised me😭😭

The longest red light ever.. 😂

🚨 Sources say it is unlikely that Lady Gaga will be named the new Pope due to scheduling conflicts.