How does he do it. How does he create iconic photos without even trying. He literally just has to stand there and the world rearranges itself for an iconic photo in his presence. It's faintly supernatural.

genuinely cannot believe that this is real

This is just Gladys Berejiklian if she dined exclusively at small plate bistros and performatively drank matcha.

Here is Roger Ebert's first paragraph of his review for "The Mummy" and it is why he was the greatest film critic to ever live

"The logic of algorithms tends to repeat what "works," but art opens up what is possible."

when you meet a guy who’s also interested in history

Women are getting bigger

unbothered. moisturized. happy. in my lane. focused. flourishing.

captive dreamer

Absurd waste of time and energy. At the end of the day, we really just want you to lie in an ice bath for forty minutes and then lie very still on the bed without opening your eyes or breathing too obviously.

you wont draft my millenial unc ass to fight the boomerkrieg against gen Z. i will not fight your brother war, boomers. you put me in those jungles with a boomer commanding officer and a grenade and see what happens, id be up the river with a tribe of zoomettes like colonel kurtz

𝓪𝓭𝔂𝓷𝓪𝓽𝓸𝓷

“I’d be up the river with a tribe of zoomettes like colonel Kurtz”

Most of Chomsky’s life was spent doing Q&As for theorycels and listening to Amy Goodman say Latinx. Imagine what a relief it was to hang around a racist Irish drunk

Dudes rock

"There's nothing left they can teach me"

Hong, listen, you failed the civil service exam! You’re unemployed! This “God Worshipper” side hustle isn’t going to cut it… “But I’m Jesus’s…” I DON’T CARE! UNLESS JESUS IS CO-SIGNING THIS LOAN YOU CAN’T AFFORD THIS! YOU’RE THE “HEAVENLY KING”OF BAD FINANCIAL DECISIONS!