MASTER nintendotapes my next milestone is looming as i conquer the tape " super mario 2" for the second time since 1988. last time i won that game my sister hit me in the chest so hard i fell down. but now she has a liver disease called dialysis. so i was safe this time.

if we are all the universe experiencing itself then i should apologize to our collective universal consciousness for the experience i just gave of forgetting to lift the toilet seat :_( for the whole duration. i just thought my feet was getting warm from the heat vent.

fedoras should make a comback from the last time cool men wore them in 2011. and i wouldnt have to shave my head as often to hide my bald spots. i have three bald spots.

drawing practice monster of the day is the jersey devil but the version of him that got a taste of reefer. he is a cautionary tale of if you get too into the W-Hole. Stay safe out there friends. #art #memes

“learn the rules of the game or ur beaten before u start” -mr. nintendotapes (right difficulty switch: less aggressive miss ballbricker) #wisdom #deep

#memes #art #medicinedontworknomore

#memes #taylorswift #funny #

SORRY I GOT THRISTY AND THEM K CUPS ARE PRETTY GOOD

i played all the way through deadly towers on NES and now i cant have babies. i sent in my high score to nintendo power when i was 12 and they wrote back im not allowed to do sex or anything like it. kissing or even heavy petting. just sit here. so im just sitting here.

Cade as a Lucasarts-style point-n-click game.

earth day is set to once again usurp my birthday. dont let it. defy this earth day and celebrate only me tomorrow.

for independence day my uncle showed me this guy and said that its what barack obbama looks like under his normal man costume. then he said never forget and started to cry while sipping his coors light drink. he asked for a hug because "obama and other reptiles", but i said no

im so much less inhibited on twitter than i am on bsky bc no one sees what i do here lol *takes off one clothes* 😭 *puts it back on* *posts pic of bowsers foot being inflated by a koopa paratroopa but gets too embarrassed and doesn’t wanna get trolled and deletes it lol*

shit website