🎹 “THE BITCOIN BLUES & THE KICKBACK WALTZ” (Sultry. Sarcastic. Sexy. Melody Hale, H-A-L-E.) [Intro – Smoky, slow] (Am) Evening, darlings… Melody Hale here. Another week, another global buffet of financial buffoonery. Criminals trying to dance with billions — and tripping

Excerpt – Pirates of Wall Street “Melody Spills the Bench”** (The lights drop to a smoky violet. A single spotlight kisses Melody Hale’s black curls as she strolls onto the stage, martini glass in one hand, justice in the other. She taps the mic with one manicured finger.)

Excerpt – Pirates of Wall Street “Melody Spills the Bench”** (The lights drop to a smoky violet. A single spotlight kisses Melody Hale’s black curls as she strolls onto the stage, martini glass in one hand, justice in the other. She taps the mic with one manicured finger.)

From Wall Street shark to dangerous truth-teller. From Manhattan power to global conspiracy. Melody Hale never meant to become a hero—she just refused to stay silent. Melody Hale—H-A-L-E—is the brilliant, reckless, whiskey-and-chaos-fueled financial analyst who thought she could

🎹 Melody Hale at the Clearing House Cabaret A whispered, wicked little poem about justice finally tightening the screws… --- [Am – Dm – E7] She leans into the mic, curls falling over one eye, and whispers, “Baby… Wolf Capital promised 547% a year. Turns out the only thing

Now for that bottle of champagne...

🎹 MELODY HALE’S “GLOBAL INSIDER TRADING BLUES” (Piano: smoky, low-lit, late-night jazz — let it simmer…) --- [Intro – quiet vamp] (Am7 — D9 — Gmaj7 — C#dim7) Melody Hale slips into the blue-velvet glow, curls cascading like moral ambiguity, martini swirling with the kind of