BREAKING: Foreign-born leader comes to Oval Office, dressed down in a disrespectful manner, having already received billions from America, asking for American taxpayers to keep paying him more billions, subsidizing him for years to come:

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Dear #MAGA, Can we hold your cult leader to his own words today?

LIVE PERFORMANCE ALERT: I'm in Jay Martel's sharp & satirical comedy "Parents in Chains" this month at Santa Barbara's ETC theatre (rotating casts, performances begin March 12, I'm in March 18-30). Great play, amazing actors, what more do you want?? etcsb.org

What happened to conversation? New play in Santa Barbara looks at parents and parenting via texts kclu.org/local-news/202…

Very excited that James Urbaniak and (((Jew))) are joining the cast of #parentsinchains in Santa Barbara this week, starting tomorrow night!

Come see us!

Another rave for Parents In Chains: “CLEVER!  SMART, ACCESIBLE AND FUNNY!  A SMOOTH COMIC PLEASURE!  A satisfying story of people fumbling, struggling, and finally making connections.” - Maggie Yates, SANTA BARBARA INDEPENDENT independent.com/2025/03/18/the…

Since a group chat is in the news today I would be remiss if I didn't mention that I'm in a play about a group chat this week in Santa Barbara CA. Relevant! etcsb.org

It definitely is!

.NYT Spelling Bee Stories refuses to give me points for these obvious words!

Come on, Bee, get it together!

How the heck is ⁦NYT Spelling Bee Stories⁩ missing these?

Hey, ⁦NYT Spelling Bee Stories⁩, normal body functions should not be excluded!

No points for these words? It’s as if NYT Spelling Bee Stories is saying that I’m not a genius.

Poor ⁦Frank Sinatra⁩ must be ringadingdinging in his grave. Come on, ⁦NYT Spelling Bee Stories⁩! #Beekind

#StarWarsDay

‘Violence has no place in our politics, also check out the UFC Cage Match I’m bringing to the White House lawn next summer’