"How did you lose your phone Mr Johnson?" "I think Rupert hid it behind the 'News'" #BorisJohnsonphone #BBCPresenterScandal

What about getting all the billions of our money they gave to investors in dividends back and use that. We paid twice already. Once to clear their debts so they could be sold off, and then in ever increasing bills. Why should we pay three times? Send the bill to the City.

This isn’t even robbing Peter to pay Paul. They’ve robbed both Peter and Paul to pay their rich mate Phil, then punched Peter in the face told him Paul did it. #GTTO #ToryBrokenBritain

Awwww…she really, really, really wants to be in the House of Lords doesn’t she. It’s kind of sweet. Maybe if she’s good they’ll let her sit at the back if she promises to be quiet? 🤔

🤭 Funny, as long as you don’t stop to think about how sad it is 🙄 #JohnsonsPhone Question is: is he willing to chop his own thumb off? 🫣

Maybe Gillian can pick up Nadine Dorries and bring her into work while she’s at it 🤦🏼‍♀️

Tories to the nation: there’s definitely not enough money to pay teachers, doctors and nurses what they’re worth AND pay for the services they deliver. Tories to each other: do you think we can spend £7 billion on ditching inheritance tax so people will vote for us? 🤔 #GTTO

Took the words right out of my mouth. Spot on Nitin Sawhney 🎯👇 #GTTONow #ToriesUnfitToGovern

It seems to me that #Coutts have ended Farrage's bank account b/c they see him as a racist (correctly in my view). Racism isn’t a “political view”. Being racist isn't a matter for “free speech”. Racism is an abhorrent, disgusting character trait. Our PM should decry it.

Who are these guys playing against Australia in the #Ashes23? ...and what have they done with the England Cricket team? 😳🤯

Millions beg the #Tory Govt daily for mortgage relief, better pay, for NHS dental care, for inflation relief. Nothing. A moany, racist gammon belly aches about losing his bank account and they move heaven and earth in a heartbeat to meet his needs. #GTTO bbc.co.uk/news/business-…

What is it about Farrage that makes the Tory party tremble in fear every time he moans about something and turn cartwheels in order to please him. 🤷‍♂️ Why has this pompous gammon got such a hold over the governing of this country. He makes “Great” Britain a laughing stock. #GTTO

Talking “pot calling the kettle black” tonite is Greg Hands, speculating that people don’t think Labour are a “competent party of government.” From the #Tories? In 13 years it’s hard to point to a single shred of competency. It’s been a relentless sh!tshow of f&ckwitery. #GTTO

With much of the Med on fire along with Canada and the US, and extreme flooding in India, Korea and Italy, most responsible leaders would double down on #ClimateAction. Not #Sunak. Now is when he mulls ditching it…purely to win a few denier votes. #ToriesUnfitToGovern #GTTO

What the gibbering fuck is this?

What Musk has done to Twitter is nothing short of mindless vandalism...making him nothing more than an barbarian. #TwitterX

Greedy hedge fund disaster capitalists are systematically asset stripping the UK - Nat West, the Water sector, the NHS, the BBC, etc - in front of our very eyes, with the right wing press and the Tory party serving as accomplices. When are we going to wake up and stop them? 🤷‍♂️

All hail Stuart Broad - an amazing career, a superb sporting contribution, mindset and passion - and the best bowling spell of all time at Trent Bridge 2015. The likes of him we’ll be lucky to ever see again. All hail 🙌🏏👏🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

John Oliver, "The Conservatives have had 5 different prime ministers over the past 14 years.. It's worth briefly revisiting all of them" 1⃣"David Cameron.. Austerity.. Brexit" 2⃣"Theresa May.. More austerity, two child cap" 3⃣"Boris Johnson.. His time in office was a