welcome to a fresh new hell.

Trump’s dirty election night trick doesn’t work if you know it’s coming. Let me explain.

Absolutely one of my highlights last month

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It makes way more sense than demolishing the island and the entire river in Florida for a Cars ride

My unpopular opinion is that this should be totally unscheduled. Cut the contrived weird awkward somersault show, and just fire the damn Animatronic at some random 23 minute interval or something so it’s like, “Mom, I just saw Spider-Man!” “Sure Timmy, whatever you say.”

It's randomized, but currently:

I want to go to there.

Debuted with Back to the Future... Part III!

How are we almost a quarter of the way through the 21st Century and Wendy’s still has the worst french fries on the planet

Thank you, Harrison Ford. 🙌🏽

indiana jones fucking up nazis for two minutes

I want Trump to lose for obvious existential reasons but mostly to see him turn on Elon Musk in 72 hours following the election

"X is no longer a social-media site with a white-supremacy problem, but a white-supremacist site with a social-media problem," Charlie Warzel writes. theatlantic.com/technology/arc…

Depends on how you feel about the Ship of Theseus Paradox