IS IT JUST ME, OR DID I JUST PULL OFF THE GREATEST TWITTER SCHEME OF ALL TIME????? Read the first word of my tweets to find out....

Every NBA fan right now vine.co/v/itZTneqlIdO

No female leaving my life will ever compare to the sadness I felt watching Kobe leave the court for the last time

@whitleybone bethelmusic Daystar Television for real!!

How long did it take your staff of 823 people to think that up--and where are your 33,000 emails that you deleted? x.com/hillaryclinton…

Those Founding Fathers may have been brilliant, but they probably smelled pretty bad. Wig In July?

Woah. This guy predicted this two years ago 😳 x.com/raysfangio/sta…

TRUMP: Let's get that Muslim Band going "Band? We thought you said ban" TRUMP: No way, that's harsh. Also, how's that Mexican mall coming?

Your #Sooners are all class. x.com/soonergridiron…

@whitleybone Depeche Mode hey. Sometimes you gotta just reach out and touch faith.

@whitleybone Depeche Mode and other times you just gotta sit back and enjoy the silence....🙃

@whitleybone Depeche Mode ughhh inside jokes are the best...just can't get enough!

@whitleybone Depeche Mode haha! I can't 😂. Goodbye..

@whitleybone scariest moment of my life.

@kaitlynkirkhart Stop. For all that is good and right! I can't take it any more!!!

@kaitlynkirkhart Jaylon Ashaun Zach Doesn't he look cute in the wittle white dress? ☺️ adorable!

Yesterday was incredible! THANK YOU to all the fans new and old + to @elephantrevival for inviting us to join them at the iconic #RedRocks!

The Oh Hellos (The Oh Hellos) face down a storm of "violent nationalism and tribalism" on their new single, "Torches." n.pr/2AIsWTU

Friends in these cities...LETS HANG x.com/theohhellos/st…