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#CA40: Art dealer Esther Kim Varet (D) said she raised more than $350,000 in the first 10 days of her campaign. Comes as Chino Valley Chamber of Commerce Chair Christina Gagnier (D) launched a challenge to Rep. Young Kim (R) this week.

Can't wait to deliver tonight's state of the onion

i suddenly regret blocking so many of my haters, as i now realize they're the most likely to hate-retweet my articles, thus earning me more clicks and allowing me to negotiate higher pay, putting me closer to owning a home in a walkable neighborhood

"you financed a $12.78 steak bowl from chipotle?"

If your group chat isn’t discussing: - squirting liquor into your face - playing Celine Dion on jukeboxes - not playing pool - secret plans to bomb Arab countries You need to find a new circle- your network is your net worth!

Let’s kick of the first quarterly fundraising thread with #CA40. Send tips to [email protected]! Art dealer Esther Kim Varet (D) announced raising more than $1 million in Q1

Back to God's country

checking my portfolio this morning

2028

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Me when Young Kim is mentioned

"It's called soccer now."

Just financed a lunch at Five Guys with Klarna

The lion doesn’t concern himself with Microsoft teams notifications

Doordash your slop bowl. Get extra guac. Pay for it with Klarna. Default on the loan. Eat at your desk. Never stop looking at your screen. Create shareholder value.

Trump’s social network page rn — could not have said it better