phew! for a second there, I thought we were going to be irresponsible.

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this is how you do analogies, kids.

excellent glove discipline not getting too involved @BearDownBryce

So…none of the items on Amazon that show as available next day, aren’t really available next day, do I have that right? Got it. A grand social experiment at scale proving that if you order enough from Amazon that you won’t mind delays.

SO EXCITED to share these four spots 🎥 in a new campaign shot by Steve Rogers which show that Etsy make any gifting mission possible this holiday season. 🎁 🌲

Oh, phew. I thought it was just for fun. Makes more sense now.

PSA: Jaywalking is Hamburg is NOT a thing. Very much frowned upon.

Is there going to be a bail GoFundMe? I'd like to contribute. #SellTheTeam

Do you already know which TGwynn stat you're going to sneak in as a measure of excellence? His Avg with two strikes is a good one!

alright, i'll still read it.

That's pro, no, master-level classy trash talk right there.

Former Padres catcher Jorge Alfaro has a message for San Diego after taking a 2-1 series lead:

Dude has such a lucrative retirement future in telenovelas waiting for him.

Hubris!

Father Time is undefeated #TysonPaul

right, cause the natural reaction from "i just got my home destroyed in a natural disaster-prone area that is hard to insure" is to move to another "natural disaster-prone area that is hard to insure"

Archaeologists Found a Cube-Shaped Human Skull in Mexico; does this mean Minecraft is set in MX? vice.com/en/article/arc…

Season 2 of Jack Ryan kinda just came true, I guess?