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me and my boyfriend, final answer

if Nathan Fielder can fly a plane you can fill out a job application

my ugly dumb cat who loves me

found a beautiful side table in the alley and inside it was multiple charms and treasures … life is beautiful and worth the trouble of living it

they’re lucky i wasn’t around for noah’s ark, they would’ve had to take 3 goats…

i remember in the early days of the talking stage with boyfriend we maxed out the twitter dm limit multiple times and that’s what finally convinced me to ask him for his number

me after i do one sold out moonrise kingdom post-screening Q&A in the middle of long island

my hot wife

there was a point in my life where i was so obsessed with this soundtrack i would wake up in the morning and immediately put this song on

the reason zsa-zsa korda got into so many plane crashes in the phoenician scheme is because evanescence hadn’t been invented yet

last night was a mockumentary

i used to have a crush on him

*tips my hat to a cinephile* m’night shyamalan

ok so I watched the new predator movie and I think this is the closest anyone can get to being high without taking drugs

me talking to my sichuan noodle bowl from trader joes

don’t drink too much soda, pepsis could set in

i love being this axolotl so much the animators put so much love into every frame please look

star coral voice actor approved! 🫡💖♥️

people behind me at this screening of mountainhead are asking chatgpt how to confront people who came to their wedding uninvited. maybe just (spitballing here) think about things and tell people about your feelings?