The best artists have around 7000 monthly listeners on Spotify

Responding to every Rorschach test with butterfly

Can it be fun to take a high dosage of mushrooms and watch 127 hours

Toying with the new hire. Testing his reflexes.

I’m fucking my number neighbor tonight

Me realizing that nobody will ever love me because I’m ugly and annoying

I really hate when Joe gets mad at Quagmire for just being himself

Girlies who only buy milk that expires on 9/11…… it’s our season!!!!

my therapist said this to me, and it hit me like a brick “You can get the biggest Chanel bag in the store if you want it”

Does Rhode Island have a Shinkansen

But… but you’re the most popular girl in the whole school.. and I’m just a chud…

Beep beep lettuce is still funny

I like cool chord progressions more than cool sound design. And I fucked your mom

I kinda wanna start a famous band with my friends and tour around the world

Pierce the muhfuggin veil

I bet when you sit down by the lake all the egrets and other birds fly away LMFAO

People claim that they don’t hate me and want me dead yet they don’t like my Instagram story… interesting!

How can someone make you feel warmer from 5000 miles away

I can fit like 25 napkins in my mouth

Happy late birthday to ag cook