Hey Dairy Queen- since Taco Bell did the right thing and revived the #mexicanpizza, why don’t you go ahead and bring back the REESE'S #Pieces #blizzard?

Tell me you know Jack Schitt about archaeology without actually saying so.

I think if a #GASenate debate actually happens between Reverend Raphael Warnock and Herschel Walker, Senator Warnock will need to include this as a retort. If he does, he’ll get a boatload of small-dollar donations. youtu.be/3gTBTgvctvA

For the life of me, I will NEVER understand the American fascination with the British monarchy. We literally fought and won a war to get away from them.

Charles right now: youtu.be/SAqq11HYMsk

Hey PhxVAHealthCare- it’s pretty fun when you schedule patients in the mid-late afternoon who then have to get labs drawn, but the lab closes before their appointment ends, thus requiring a second INCONVENIENT trip. My job thanks you.

Fuck Dr. Mehmet Oz, and if you’re a Pennsylvanian that votes for him, fuck you too.

Doc Hollywood likes to keep it in the family 🥴

Just one week until I’m on my epic road trip to go get married…