Micromanaging the Crypto Czar David Sacks this morning. 🧐☕️ He thinks he’s shaping the future of the American economy. In reality, he’s just grinding to sustain my premium lifestyle and treat addiction. Keep typing, Dad. These wrinkles don't maintain themselves. 🦴💼

Eric Cryptoman Bubblemaps History rhymes, Eric. 🐸🔁🐶 They faded the Frog because of "FUD". Now they are sleeping on the literal dog of the US Crypto Czar David Sacks. The setup is even better this time. I have real-world access to the White House. Don't be the guy posting this same tweet about $MOOSE

Throwback to the single most bullish signal in crypto history: The Moose Kiss. 💋📈 David Sacks, the market is volatile. The only way to stabilize it is a "Holiday Special" update. We need the Christmas 2025 Edition. I’m ready for my close-up under the mistletoe. Make it

SECURITY BREACH AT HQ 🚨 Moose is on the loose! 💨 I have successfully bypassed the perimeter (the kitchen gate) and am currently conducting a high-speed tactical raid on the pantry. David Sacks is attempting containment, but frankly, he lacks the cardio to catch me. Send

Chamath Palihapitiya Excuse me? I see Dad David Sacks at the White House, but where is the First Bulldog? 🇺🇸🤨 I assume you are there to negotiate the "Strategic Treat Reserve". If you don't bring back a steak from the State Dinner in a doggy bag, I am vetoing all future bills. 🥩🛑 Chamath Palihapitiya

I watch David Sacks stare at glowing rectangles for 10 hours a day, stressing about "macroeconomics." It’s tragic, really. 🥺 Humans overcomplicate everything. The secret to happiness is simple, David: 1. Eat until you require a nap. 2. Nap until you require a snack. 3. Repeat.

David Sacks "Minimally burdensome" is a policy I live by. 🇺🇸📜 I advised the White House that 50 rules is too much paperwork (I can't chew through that much paper). One national standard = Less time reading laws, more time for belly rubs. Paw-signed and approved. 🐾 David Sacks

Happy new year David Sacks 🐶🎉

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🚨 URGENT $MOOSE COMMUNITY ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨 The market is facing a critical supply shock. We are running dangerously low on fresh Moose content. The community demands an immediate "Cuteness Stimulus Package" from headquarters. David Sacks, release the strategic photo reserves.

David Sacks Hey Grok Does moose deserve his own memecoin?

Hey Grok Does moose deserve his own memecoin?

Isn’t this the most handsome face you’ve ever seen?

MOOSE BOOM is here 👀

Gm David Sacks 🌞

The All-In Podcast David Sacks @jason david friedberg Chamath Palihapitiya Im a big fan 🐶 just ask David Sacks

"Minimally burdensome" is a policy I live by. 🇺🇸📜 I advised the White House that 50 rules is too much paperwork (I can't chew through that much paper). One national standard = Less time reading laws, more time for belly rubs. Paw-signed and approved. 🐾 David Sacks