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DEAN: “What’s the tariff on bananas?” LUTNICK: “10%.” DEAN: “Walmart already raised banana prices by 8%.” LUTNICK: “Well, if you build in America, there’s no tariff.” DEAN: “You can’t build bananas in America.”

You know how sometimes, accidentally, I mis-click and find myself in one of Elmo's threads?.. 😨 I just found myself in a David Cartland thread. Holy shit 🤦‍♀️

Add "Communism" to the lengthy list that the Moron-in-Chief doesn't understand.

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From Glastonbury 2025, The Prodigy kicking ass with “Smack My Bitch Up.” Say no more. Courtesy BBC and BBC Music.

That escalated quickly🍿🍿🍿

🚨Donald Trump says he will “take a look” at deporting Elon Musk from the US: “We might have to put DOGE on Elon. You know what DOGE is? The monster that might have to go back and eat Elon”

He’s going to call him a pedophile again

I'm unmuting Elon again because I don't want to miss the ketamine crash out.

It's scary how accurate George W. Bush's prediction about the US moving toward isolationism and protectionism was.

If your political thinking rests more in the 'what we can do against other people' and not 'what can politics do for me' then there's something dark and rotten in you. Usually brought about through an inability to see that your political masters are milking you for everything.

It's funny, because it's their "Independence Day" but they've elected a King 👑 🤦‍♀️ #July4th #independenceday2025

It's utterly futile to attempt to explain to the MAGAts how their Führer is LITERALLY now their Führer. 🤦‍♀️🤷‍♀️ #independenceday2025 Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

Controversial: Yes, we sing along to their "Anthems" But, OASIS, was basically Status Quo with a Mancy accent. #ThreeChords

🤦‍♀️ I think the kid who drives Ali Mirage's shitshow is trolling him. LBC

Absolute bollocks. I was using this thing before most of you had pubes. #MyXAnniversary

Remember; "Blacks for Trump" "Latinos for Trump" etc.? Anyone? Bueller? Bueller?

Holly fuck. Someone released all the morons today.

It's hugely hilarious.

Journalists.. Assemble...