Dear tabloids, We’re not as fascinated by Harry and Meghan as you think we are. Can you cover something more pressing? Say...the continual failings of our government? Thanks.

A woman was murdered 10 days ago. Today a serving police officer was charged with this sickening crime. Tonight, this is the image the met police has chosen to project to the world. Utterly shameful.

#GeorgeFloydTrial dear Chauvin’s defence: this is ABD. Please review the footage and rethink your case youtu.be/XEF7yrMXoJI via YouTube

Gotta repost this every time I see it. It’s such a joy to finish off singing those two verses with “POKÉMON!!”

Ed Balls #EdBallsDay

Narrator: the matter was not, in fact, closed

Welcome back to this stage of your journey, UK.

In the absence of leadership from the Government … If you’re travelling on public transport in GM tomorrow, please wear a mask out of consideration for others 🙏🏻 We do things differently here and that means looking out for each other and not buying the “Freedom Day” rhetoric.

'If I were to design a massive experiment to create a more dangerous virus, one that is capable of blasting through our vaccine, I would do what the UK is proposing to do.' Boris Johnson’s plan to end restrictions is a danger to the rest of the world, health experts have said.

Rhianna Pratchett 🧙🏻‍♀️ Joanne Harris You say awkwardly, but he was very gracious and the photo is one of our most treasured mementos of him.

Your regular reminder that Jeremy Corbyn's second job is volunteering at a foodbank.

I had to spend Christmas on my own. Meanwhile these lowlifes were living their best lives.

🚨"Who exactly does the @MetPoliceUK work for ma'am? Our citizens, or Boris Johnson?" 🚨 (Location: New Scotland Yard. Sound on)

It’s only a “PR” master stroke if you say it is…. Don’t forget Partygate, he’s still a disgrace.

The Tories REALLY want to suppress the story about the then Foreign Secretary being caught in his parliamentary office being fellated by mistress, Carrie Symonds, whom he had recommended for a £100K job. For goodness' sake, DON'T retweet this! #Carriegate #Blojo #TorySleaze

Please do remember, whatever happens tonight. Whoever resigns. Remember what they DID NOT resign for. We will remember.

Potentially our next PM, ladies and gentlemen