Meh! Boilerplate cover letter templates. 𝘐 𝘢𝘮 𝘸𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘦𝘹𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘮𝘺 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 < 𝘫𝘰𝘣 𝘵𝘪𝘵𝘭𝘦 > 𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘢𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘢𝘯𝘺. 𝘞𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘢 𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬𝘨𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘪𝘯 < 𝘳𝘦𝘲𝘶𝘪𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘦𝘤𝘩 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘤𝘬 > 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘢

𝗟𝗶𝗻𝗸𝗲𝗱𝗜𝗡 𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗲𝘀 software engineer | content creator | musician | actor | dog walker So which one is it??? Hint: you’re not getting a call any time soon for that C++ engineering position. Focus on your top skill. Everything else belongs in the hobbies and

The new Chelsea FC tickets app is not fit for purpose. Tickets disappear for no reason, forwarded tickets don't show up at all, etc. If you need some techies to implement it properly, I can help find them for you 😉

The company will “𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘈𝘐 𝘵𝘰 𝘩𝘦𝘭𝘱 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙛𝙚𝙘𝙩 𝙢𝙖𝙩𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙨 𝘣𝘦𝘵𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘯𝘦𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘬𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘰𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘳” Nice idea but there’s no such thing as the 𝗽𝗲𝗿𝗳𝗲𝗰𝘁 𝗺𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵. There’s

Are you a recent graduate with a solid STEM degree from a reputable institution? Read on. Enjoy vibe coding rather than crafting world-class software solutions from first principles? Stop reading. Still here? Sweet.... we have a number of, ahem, exciting opportunities at

Another day, another automated outreach proposition lands in the inbox. Powered by AI, naturally. This one claims to facilitate “𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘢𝘭 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘴 𝘤𝘢𝘯'𝘵 𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘭 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘈𝘐...” Absolute 𝗛𝗢𝗚𝗪𝗔𝗦𝗛 of the highest

Typical homeowner survey  ➡️ ⚫ You have gas. You should consult a certified heating engineer. ⚫ You have electricity. You should consultant a qualified electrician. Software in the not-too-distant future  ➡️ ⚫ You have a vibe coded architecture. You should consult an

Recruitment is not an exact science. Despite what the purveyors of these all-singing, all-dancing, new-one-every-week, AI-enabled, automated recruitment solutions would have you believe. You typically need a sixth sense. One honed from hundreds of champagne and razor blade

We are but a speck of dust in the junkyard of infinity - Deepak Chopra. The question of whether we’re alone or not is one of life’s great mysteries. 🌍🤯 The other is trying to figure out what on earth your <insert vibe coding AI of choice> has done to your production

Who r ya? A couple of PL managers will be in the firing line after this weekend's results. We'd advise them to keep the identity of their boyhood clubs under wraps👇 #techrecruitment #mongoosegray #mongoosejobs

Cold emails. At this point we're not sure what’s worse. A poorly-constructed, error-strewn human one that invariably opens with “hope your [sic] well” or a clinical, sycophantic AI-generated one e.g. “really impressed by your focus on <insert random mission statement lifted

In the Godfather movie, Vito lovingly pets a grey striped tabby cat on his daughter’s wedding day. Said cat was actually a stray found in the car park and not part of the original script. 𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗿𝗼𝗹𝗲 𝗶𝘀 𝗮 𝗯𝗶𝘁 𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 - unscripted - namely you should thrive

4 years is a long time in tech...

Another week, another household name gets hacked. Looking for a future-proof industry to get into? Cyber would be a decent bet, more so than AI. #AI #cyber #mongoosegray #mongoosejobs

What's trending in technical interviews right now? This 👉 "Here's our vibe-coded prod environment. How would you clean it up?" #AI #vibecoding #techinterviews #mongoosegray #mongoosejobs

What's the best cold email you've ever received? Most cold outreach is so incredibly bad that you wonder if it ever works. #ColdOutreach #Sales #Marketing

How do you select a good recruitment partner for your business? 𝘼𝙥𝙥𝙡𝙮 𝙩𝙤 𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙞𝙧 𝙟𝙤𝙗𝙨. See how they treat you as an applicant. It will tell you everything you need to know. And ultimately, how they will represent you in the market and if they’re the