There’s a moment when @emilygraymo asks you what you bought on a shopping trip and you have to type “Halloween gnomes” where you wonder if quarantine is breaking you

#MixItUp

Walking into a backwards Publix is like walking into an alternate dimension

My dog understands what Alexa is and that I exclusive use it to check the temp before a walk because we live ~ 𝓲𝓷 𝓪 𝓭𝔂𝓼𝓽𝓸𝓹𝓲𝓪 ~

Why did no one tell me so much of adulthood is strategizing how to make your toaster less of a problem

This new Kelly Loeffler ad is trying too hard to reach the youth

In case anyone was worried about my brand in 2021, I got a dehydrator for Christmas and the first thing we did was make ~dog treats~

We wish you all the best in your retirement, Nick!

I have a very talented artist friend who you should consider helping take full advantage of all of her skills and gifts. Check out her GoFundMe and support some dreams!

Blake thinking about Greg on his #TheBachelorette Fantasy Suite Date

Hello my UNC people. This very a Very Good Brand ™️ that makes excellent shirts. I would mark your calendars.

Going to Chapel Hill again means confronting that the Spartanburg Top Golf is STILL full in a flash flood at 10:45 a.m.

THE ATLANTA BRAVES ARE #WORLDSERIES CHAMPIONS!!! 🏆

Heads up to anyone who sees me in the next....year? Ten years?