just found a note on my phone that says Things that make me happy no additional text

probably a bad sign that i can't go a single day without googling "what's the best life to live" or "living at a commune" or something similar

about to get on a call with my dietician with spinach in my teeth so she KNOWS i'm walking the walk

i'm way too dumb to be this stressed, yah

what if!!! they made a cooking show that also showed the person cleaning up afterward???

we received your order! here's your order confirmation! your order is getting ready to ship! your order just shipped! your order is on the way! package is out for delivery! it'll be delivered today! your order was just delivered!!!!!!!!!🎉 did you receive it? review your order!!!

big news everyone i dropped scooter braun as my agent it's about time

Yes, Pete and I had an amicable separation earlier this year. But we’ve since reconnected after a claim incident involving a dream car and a dream home, and we both got the closure we needed. #SNL #SNLPremiere #Progressive

i'm going keto

whoops sorry y'all I misspelled "cheeto!" 🙈

did Taylor just get the ick???

we all gonna watch this really bad-looking show and live tweet it too?

her leg doesn't even look that bad? she's overreacting???

Finally I can look at the sun again!! ☀️

Reminder to check in on your strong, smart, super hot friends - sometimes we're the ones suffering in silence

Still waiting for someone to nominate me for the ice bucket challenge

drink and drive responsibly