They should make coffee shops like casinos. No windows, no clocks. What time is it? Time for another iced coffee who knows

These photos were all taken on an IPHONE 🤯

Are you even a millennial if you don't have one thousand photos that look like this?

My toxic trait is thinking I could've gotten this in a day. Two days MAX.

Don't talk to me until I've had my five drinks at once

Pride Rock implies the existence of Lust Rock. Gluttony rock. Sloth rock.

Sometimes when I cry, my dog licks my face, and I swear to GOD I see a flicker in his eyes realizing I'm delicious salty meat

We hate it here ✌️☺️✌️

Yesterday I laughed so hard I cried for the first time in like 3 gd years, and all I gotta say is if you need medication TAKE MEDICATION.

Hey! Here’s a sketch I wrote about the Greatest Movie Ever Made from last night’s Corduroy show at the The Pack Theater. 🥔🥔🥔

Randy’s 100% Hand Car Wash!

Management is really breathing down my neck these days

Finally made a personal website! Give it a peep if you're feelin funky! mollykesslercomedy.com

Get this baby on the red carpet, these critiques are all we need!

this is the funniest fucking video I’ve ever seen

him: you better not be humbly enjoying the small wonders of life me:

Cc Jason Aldean

when he holds ur thigh while driving >>>

How to Use the Bathroom at Someone Else’s House Without Asking if They Have One: ow.ly/z0IH50Po4kF