the art in this doctors office is genuinely nuts

omg the nurse took my blood pressure and immediately goes “woah, you nervous?” like yeah girl i need this to go well

Cash Borggreve duh

having a type is so like…fine! u caught me

when friends i’ve made as an adult call me sara instead of sari it’s like oh, we’re being serious now?

easy there unsaved number

i don’t know how people who don’t have a sister like……… live like that….. without a sister……

i took her to my birdhouse and i beaked it

and he couldn’t wait until i got back from europe?????

looking for love at dally in the alley

I’ve never met a medical receptionist that I believed wanted me to live

it’s important to call your friends on the phone so you can clean your house

wait until you get a look at jarek’s fridge

Best time to reach me is when I’m at work. Don’t bother me when I’m at home 😂

hate to see summer go, love to watch my window ac unit leave

missed my nail appointment because a semi truck spilled its guts on the highway and i leave for a trip friday GREAT

i love hanging out with my parents because i become their little jester

in switzerland about to find someone here to 90 day fiancé me fr

Candy from your purse tastes sooooooo good its like a well seasoned cast iron

no one possesses the ability to take shit pictures of me like my parents do 🥰