"Let's write a rock opera" -@daBiggRev

This New Year’s Eve remember: even if you don’t have really regrettable sex or die snorting that ‘one last line of speed’ tonight, there are no new beginnings, you can’t change, and even if you could, it would make no difference at all. Pls continue enjoying arbys in 2019

I'll drink anything with vodka, I'd drink piss with vodka in it @masturbaysh

My favorite type of email is the "We're all in this together" from megacorporations that are actively lobbying against stimulus checks for people

love it when landlords say you can't sign a lease until you have a job. you first babe ❤️

base from 😱 (fear) eyes from 🤨 (raised-eyebrow) mouth from 😋 (licking-lips)

"All a boy needs is the open Idaho highway, a weed pen, and a song in his heart" @built4comfort69

Pounding heavy cream to get my rape vibe back

I've never been more pandered to than when I saw Alex Trebek on drag race ~@built4comfort69

Yesterday a weapons contractor, today Secretary of Defense. “America is back!”

hi @snapchat the new pupdate makes it incredibly difficult for people to find our good dogs and everyone is quite pupset

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I look so hot in these dad jeans today

"I wish I got shot...and died" -@daBiggRev