The older I get the more I hate making extra stops after work I drive home like I’m late for the house.

😌

I don’t want to fix my spending habits. I want to afford them.

I don't always clear my calculator... but when I do, I hit both 'C' and 'CE' a bunch of times because I don't know exactly what they do.

Το αγαπημένο μου reel για το 2025 είναι αυτό

"Are you sure you don’t mind if we cancel?" me :

"No one can enjoy being in their room all the time." Me

Everyone braced for a battle… But this wasn’t a fight. It was a heartwarming reunion between two long-lost brothers in the Masai Mara 🦁😍

I can't believe the buck listened. 😂😂

This checks out perfectly

I put my bathroom scale in the corner and that’s where the little liar will stay until it apologizes. 😤

Truth

Το να μεγαλώσουμε ήταν η πιο ηλίθια επιθυμία που είχαμε σαν παιδιά...

theres no bigger test of patience than typing your fucking email address in on a tv with the remote

Can we all just agree that the healthy eating starts next Monday because no way am I starting my diet on a Thursday

She played the alphabet conversation with her 9yr old. This is how you raise articulate kids.

Facts