Great evening Borders Book Festival with Ian Rankin & Alan Taylor. Inspired to pick up some Spark - if only I didn’t still have 400 pages of my current book to read. #booknerdproblems #slowreader #whyisdickenssolong?

My lovely publisher just sent me 2 bound proofs of the next Rebus - to win one, RT this and I’ll pick winner at random tomorrow...

The way jon ronson says “porn” is joyous. Worth the Audible subscription alone.

Just remembered that this year I get to see Laura Jane Grace while on my holiday in Boston. I could not be more actually excited. I may have to force Trespassers William to hang out after so I can fangirl in a very restrained, British fashion.

In the Harvard Book Store killing time before seeing Laura Jane Grace & found this gem on the shelves. If I didn’t already have a well-read copy, I’d be taking it home with me...

Dear Scottish Rugby - can we please have those amazing choirs signing the anthems at every match? They were bloody brilliant!

⁦Monty Don⁩ I’m at a wedding and these are the rather stunning centrepieces. No idea what they are though! Can you help a table of intrigued wedding guests?

Sheer joy. Back from a day on the ward and revelling in the return of Monty Don to my tv screen. Perfect start to the weekend - and a much needed respite from the outside world.

Been trying to call tuiuk for the past week about getting a refund for our cancelled holiday. Either get cut off after ages on hold or told offices are closed at times when they should be open. Understand times are tough, but this is poor beyond anything.

Finally got through to tuiuk. Andrew was very polite, helpful and efficient. Thank you.

I once sat opposite David Blunkett on a flight from Aberdeen to London.

Yet another reason to love Invers... x.com/gemwilder/stat…

Trying to get Phillip to share my excitement at seeing Bruce Parry next week but, being a cat, he’s more interested in sleeping...

Amazing & inspiring night with Bruce Parry. As a student mental health nurse, so much to think about for future practice. Thank you!

I couldn’t love this combo of tweets more... x.com/jk_rowling/sta…

Eyes filled with tears at the beginning and end of that match. Thank you Scottish Rugby for an incredible afternoon. So very very proud. #AsOne

#LoveYourPetDay This one-eyed soldier. Loves ear & chin scratches, chicken off mummy’s plate & cuddles in bed. Not spoiled at all.

Win a meal for two and drinks served by rugby star Stuart Hogg. Recently requested in a review that the only thing that could make the experience better would be drinks served by co-owner Stuart Hogg. So now is your chance - simply retweet to be in with a chance. Stuart W Hogg

To the driver of the 22 Lothian Buses who just watched me run down George St then pulled off as I reached the stop. Thanks. Hope you have a great rest of your shift.