ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY ROLL THE CLIP

turned 30 today, the last year has been the worst of my life, about to eat dinner by myself, might open some pokemon cards later idk nobody's gonna see this anyways

thanks for reminding me linkedin i almost forgot i'm still looking for a job

paying state income tax to a state you don't live in is fked up i reap none of the benefits of this tax but i gotta pay it like i don't even live there

if q tips aren't supposed to go in ears then why are they go in ears shaped

chat should I apply

just skipped 5 years of BIOS updates on a pc i built 3 years ago ama

"cloak your ults suck why didn't you wait to counter their c&d?" maybe because you guys were all pushed up hella far and dieing idk tho it's not like I main support or anything

got a rejection email today for a job i applied to like four months ago so that's cool

marble rifles

might crash out and yolo a solo road trip across the west coast idk it beats getting rejected for every job i apply for

night driving with astigmatism already sucked, but headlights are so bright now making it agonizing

kms

that awkward moment when time keeps moving while you're staring into space

new addition to the LinkedIn skills section: proficient at getting ghosted by recruiters 𝘮𝘶𝘭𝘵𝘪𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘰𝘳𝘴𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘴

I've drank so many Gatorades and my sweat isn't Gatorade colored can I sue them

THE MARINERS ARE GOING TO PLAY FOR THE AMERICAN LEAGUE CHAMPIONSHIP! #SeizeTheMoment

SEATTLE IS SHAKING! #SeizeTheMoment