#carelesswhisper #saxophoneplayer in the making instagram.com/p/CIXIqKJHQE2/…

#prank #😂 instagram.com/p/CIyhkxzn0Cn/…

How are we allowed to pack into Walmart and touch every goddamn fruit and vegetable in the produce section, grab products and replace them on the shelves, stop and chat with neighbors... but we can’t sit down at a fucking restaurant and eat a steak. Hit me with the logic here.

I was going to start a only fans account but they said they would pay me not to 😂

Is it time to start playing gigs yet? #sofm instagram.com/p/CJxODmiHNeu/…

Never forget.

Legalize comedy

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Nerd stuff instagram.com/p/CKkwQoqH1DY/…

Americans are suffering. Businesses are shutdown. Many people are out of work. People can’t pay their mortgage. Kids are out of school and committing suicide. Also, ‘ThE pAnDeMiC!!’ But fuck all that. Let’s bomb Syria and pass legislation to let children decide their gender.

#RestoreTheSnyderVerse

Messing with the helix LT #line6 #helixlt instagram.com/p/CM-6ok-niKt/…

How cool would it be if Ryan Reynolds had Thomas Jane as the punisher in the Deadpool Movie Marvel Studios 🤪Hugh Jackman #epic #deadpool

#Halloween2023 working on some ideas

It would be epic if Elon Musk Donald J. Trump offered to help relocate these celebrities to another country lol especially Robert de niro 😂 just like a one way ticket deal, nothing fancy!

Imagine if Elon Musk did a treasure hunt like Forrest Fenn lol how many democrats would participate ? Donald Trump Jr. Donald J. Trump

Hey! Hulu enough with the AIDS commercials! I’m trying to enjoy my TV dinner #gross

President Donald J. Trump should tariff that Canadian smoke 😂