I pity the fool that doesn't use the new "chat to self" feature in Teams. You think you're too good to talk to yourself suckah???

I pity the fool that doesn't block their calendar with travel or lunch appointments. Your calendar said you were free when I sent the meeting invite suckah!

I pity the fool that attends an in-person event like #Commsverse to talk about #MicrosoftTeams. You could've been at home in your pyjamas and attended using... Teams. Did the last two years teach you nothing suckah?

I pity the fool that thinks I'm only a Twitter meme. Here's me in the flesh suckah!

I pity the fool that doesn't check out my session at #Commsverse. It's call "how to be inclusive and make sure everyone has an equal voice in #MicrosoftTeams meetings". Or: "how not to be a suckah".

I pity the fool that broke the Microsoft MVP website and called it "scheduled maintenance". Seriously, you think MVPs were born yesterday suckah? #MVPBuzz

I pity the fool that wasn't able to work when Teams was down yesterday. Don't you know how to use SharePoint, Planner, Yammer, or any other apps directly, suckah!?

I pity the fool that tries to explain the difference between "Microsoft Teams", "Teams", "teams", SharePoint "team site", "and a "team". Don't you know that Microsoft controls the dictionary in Office and Editor - they can change the meaning of words suckah! #MicrosoftTeams

I pity the fool that has to keep coming up with new words to use for Viva product names. The next one should be a place where employees can complain anonymously - Microsoft can call it Viva Suckah!

I pity the fool that thought it was OK to partner with OREO Cookie to make themed emojis in #MicrosoftTeams. I'm trying to stick to my diet suckah!

I pity the fool that decided it was time to get rid of the "Office" branding (which has been around for nearly 35 years) and replace it with #Microsoft365. You got a lotta renaming to do in places you ain't even thought of suckah!

I pity the fool who installed the #StreamDeck plugin for #MicrosoftTeams but can't use it now due to a bug. How are you gonna react in meetings now, use a mouse or keyboard shortcut suckah!?

I pity the fool who says they want a "shared channel" but actually means a Team. Words and product feature names mean things! Do you also drive your frying pan to the supermarket suckah???

I pity the MS (employee) fool who shares the window of their PowerPoint presentation, instead of using the "present in Teams" functionality built into both PowerPoint AND Teams. Do you not know where you work suckah!? #MicrosoftTeams #PowerPoint

I pity the fool that uses #Snapchat filters in #MicrosoftTeams meetings. Just focus on the meeting, not clowning around suckah!

I pity the fool that that writes "MS Teams". It's been a long time since MS-DOS, use the full name suckah! #MicrosoftTeams

I pity the Copilot who copilots the copilot! Don't you know that Copilot Copilot Copilot suckah!?

I pity the fool that doesn't use animations to gradually show content in their slides to support storytelling. If all the slide content is already on the screen, what's the point of me listening to you suckah!? #MicrosoftTeams #PowerPoint

I pity the fool that asks you something in chat without any context, as if it was a continuation of what was in their head. Give me more words! I'm not a mind reader suckah! #MicrosoftTeams