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Wow - in the last hour, I had three Amazon Help reps contradict each other about why I have been blocked from #PrimeDay rewards. Over weeks, I have tried tens of "fixes" at their instruction. Then others jump in to just say "no" because "household." Boo, @Amazon! #BoycottPrimeDay

Liza Minnelli has outlived Elon Musk’s deal to buy Twitter. The mogul has terminated his acquisition of the company.

To whomever in The Orville writer's room worked on the "Socks are important" sequence... Chef's Kiss! 😘 #Orville

Did #SteveBannon just call the #J6Committee "gutless" for not coming down and testifying... at his trial for not coming down and testifying? #politics #mystery #WTF

Applause for activist #JohnFeal, who just said, "Fuck you, Pat Toomey!"live on Andrea Mitchell because of the last-minute Republican defection on funding health care for #veterans. (also LOL imagining Andrea's face at his spicier word choices) #MSNBC #Congress Jon Stewart

Gotta go with LeVar Burton, @Marina_Sirtis and Gates McFadden - epic! #StarTrekPicard #FinalSeason #TNGreunion

LOL I love how Joe Biden knew he was heading into a long quote from brilliant-but-notoriously-wordy Al Gore and so he accelerated into it like he was driving a car up a steep hill. That's some smart speech delivery, Mr. #President! #ClimateAction #NowOnAir

Dear Fitbit: You wanna leave me with no way to change mt weight from "guest" wirhou5 swirching to premium? Well be my guest to me never using my fitbit or aria again, you money hungry cretins. #scam

I love Neal Katyal for referencing Stefon of @SNL flame in noting that a certain former guy's florida club has "everything" - including nuclear secrets! #MSNBC

"Your father and I have had a long talk, and we've decided things would be a lot easier if you'd stop being who you are and doing the things you love." 👨‍👩‍👦 #WEIRDTheAlYankovicStory

I will continue to tell everyone I know about the fact that The Home Depot, when informed their delivery person left our package outside a FULLY DIFFERENT BUILDING WHERE WE DO NOT LIVE such that it vanished, chose to to ruin #holiday season rather than help. #merrychristmas

#TheRecruit is certainly not a flattering portrait of the CIA. Except for the whole "people who look like Noah work there" part. 🤭

How did these yahoos get elected? #Speakerofthehouse

Kvelled to discover my standing order to record #GreatPerformances snagged me the AARP #MoviesforGrownUps awards hosted by #alancumming - thanks in no small part to the tireless promotion of tge institution on This Had Oscar Buzz by Chris Feil and Joe Reid.

"A lot of people have more difficulty handling #happiness than handling #trouble. They don't feel they've earned it." #privatepractice #shondaland

Has anyone been to Quest Diagnostics recently? This "announcement" they have on autoplay is so loud that it is impossible to hear whether the staff is calling your name, and if you arrive early and they take you late, you will hear it about 200 times. #whymakewaitingworse? #torture

Well now #MyTwitterAnniversary will be the day #TinaTurner rolled on down the river. Also - FOURTEEN years? Somebody tell me I need Jesus. 🙏

Sitting on the runway at #DallasFortWorth - apparently they stopped all flights because ground control was evacuated. Anyone hear news? #HELP

Just made an update to my shoe wardrobe with Kizik - see what's new in slip-ons at kizik.com

Hey, Walgreens, thanks for all the reminders to attend my scheduled flu and #COVID19 #vaccination appointments - but maybe you should ease up on emphasizing the importance - nay, NECESSITY - of me bringing my fully superfluous vaccination card?