I just woke up from a dream with both shaquille Oneil & Donald trump in it so riddle me that

Thing is I don’t think anyone in my family “gets” what I do or where I want to go but they all want to see me be my best and that is the most important thing 💜 very grateful even though they are the most annoying sometimes lol (looking at you mom*) *she knows

Some people actually made GTL their life!!!!!!!

I’ve just had a genius idea (hopefully, I’ll let you know in a few weeks)

Equally gagged and not gagged by drag race this week. What happened needed to happen

My step sister is younger than me, divorced twice and has a new boyfriend 💁🏼‍♀️ Good news is my parents no longer ask when I’m going to get married lol

Your ability to grow and develop will cause the low vibrational people around you to shake. And THEY must choose whether to grow or crumble, not you.

The best part about being almost 30 is that I can date men in their 50s

Gross and unsurprising

Boujie rich people are so cheap lol

I used to eat microwaved bacon 😕

RAJA IS COMING BACK

My superpower is making fuckboys apologise for late night texts

My niece had some sweets and I asked her who got them for her and she said well I chose and dad paid. Never been more proud

I am too comfortable drinking again #dangerous

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Waiting for therapy with my dirty chai #lifeisgood

Btchs b like

Drag race finale is another Brooklyn vs yvie

Non Londoners in the summer are the WORST