Wordle 248 3/6 🟩⬜⬜🟩⬜ 🟩🟨⬜🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Oh dear god I tweeted a Wordle score by mistake. I guess I’m just that guy now.

THIS RIGHT HERE💯

Remember Warheads?? Even after a bad experience you’re eager to try all the other flavours … weirdly addictive once you give in to the peer pressure of it all … this is also being a parent, yes?

Today I saw a cat that looked like David Bowie and Hitler. We had a moment by Monte Vista.

Looked at a bridge and thought wow what a nice bridge. So that’s where I’m at in life.

I imagined maternity leave quite differently, it did not involve organising opossum removal or my sons intense love of 5 Little Monkeys Jumping on the Bed.

Everyone is wondering whether my kid will have a laid back aussie accent or start talking like a he’s straight out of Goodfellas when the sad fact is he’ll probably sound like the GPS lady

I no longer get mad at things that don’t surprise me, and nothing surprises me- is this the definition of being dead inside?

I am HERE for random people hearing me utter a few words and immediately asking if I I’m into Kath and Kim. It’s noice, it’s unyousual, it’s different.

Today i facilitated an 11month olds first real life kitteh interaction and yall i think i found my purpose, kid was so excited. Chompski is avail for smol person kitteh intros 😽😽