There’s no heat check like seeing your intern stuck on something, swooping in to help assuming it’s something super easy and then being completely stumped by it the problem

“Are we sure about these numbers?” “Yeah on Jah they’re right” “Great send it out”

Sliding into a girls dms by replying to her story saying she looks great and learning that the picture is of her friend

Frtiz’s coach has Bryan Johnson vibes

*consoling my friend who just got dumped* Yeah this is sort of the Deutsche Bank of situations to find yourself in dude

Recreating the NATO phonetic alphabet but every letter is an investment bank

Me and the boys were sitting around at afters naming investment banks like you do with retired athletes

Lazy AI users ruining HR peoples’ days

It’s so nice having an ongoing task that no one else works on, easiest excuse to get out of anything fr

I’ve reached the stage where seniors are happy sending out the results of my models without really reviewing them at all and I will not lie it is stressful asl I miss just making wording changes sometimes

Stunt driving in the special purpose vehicle

Tweeting this after my coworker asks if I had a fun weekend

How do I make an investment banking salary but surf all year I need to know

An ice cold beer hits different when you have borderline heatstroke and have drank one cup of water all day

I’m top 5 for my age group in leaving my sunglasses at the bar

Well I started rubbing my shit I’m a freak fr so who’s really winning here

Trying to type while sharing screen has me misspelling words like “the” and “and”