If you’re in VA, these are not worth using I swear. I got a felony and went to jail over this damn pen. Just smoke a blunt, it hit better anyways.

Was late to exam day...had 10 mins to take a quiz. Didn’t fish, but told my professor I’d see him after class to finish 😏

Sorry, I’m daydreaming about riding you 🤡

A C in college means I don't have to C that class anymore. And I thank God for that🙏🏾

I apologize for making some of you comfortable enough to feel you can play with me.

Losing your appetite bc your sad fucking sucks

This is the first time I help some succeed and then get screwed over. Never again...