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ÉSE FINAAAAAALLLL #LuisMiguelLaSerie

Hate Netflix y sus cliffhangers #theodioluisitorey #LuisMigueLaSerie

Hoy le deje 5 dolares a mi mama para que me comprara queso, unos tomates y sour cream.. al cabo de un rato me manda esta foto y me escribe: “En que carrizo Panama Utopico tu crees que vivimos?? 🙄😂

Treat yo self *says while eating canned tuna for days*

Hola Uber Panama. Me explican, para qué existe una plataforma donde puedo poner mi ubicación exacta si los conductores me van a regañar por no decirles dónde estoy ‘antes’ de pasarse mi edificio. O controlan a sus conductores o arreglan el sistema porque it defeats the purpose.

Propuesta de candidato incluye contratación de Marie Kondo para reorganizar la Asamblea.

Reviving my Twitter by saying: El Palacio de Cristal was underwhelming.

I miss Matt Smith as Prince Phillip. Also miss him as Doctor Who. I should watch Doctor Who (for the 4th time)

All my brain can handle right now is Gossip Girl reruns. Ciao

This is fashion week. Maria Irene Diaz #GucciMan

the chihuahuas are aware. and so they shake

February was wank let us move on pls.

Your era may be cool but it's not Chillaxing in a Barrel Naked Whilst a Member of the Royal Family Comes Along & Pokes the Eye Floating Over Your Head cool.

Whenever you feel you don't have what it takes to reach your dreams, remember the tale of The Knight Who Lacking a Sword Kicked A Dragon in the Arse To Death #inspirational

⁦Eric Broce⁩,⁦Miguel F Batista.⁩,⁦CAMTUR - Cámara de Turismo de Guatemala⁩ analizando alternativas para el manejo adecuado de las áreas protegidas e impulsar el turismo.

Creo que el dickhead vino primero que el chicken.

"As far as I'm concerned, leopard-print is a neutral color"