them: "why don't u answer ur phone??" my phone:

We all know a few artists that’ll look GOODT in this 😩😩😩😩

When I have my AirPods in and someone keeps talking to me:

real taco fans never speak ill of birria

Don’t make me call…PorSHA

girl fuck you and donald trump

get her high cus angels supposed to fly, yk?

me opening X in the morning like it's a newspaper 😂

she has 10 guys calling her beautiful, be different, send her a plank till failure video

me and the girls hating men:

yall be wanting people in jail i want them DEAD

this is called adulting

Weed

I’ll never hate Cardi B. She is a constant reminder of how likability takes you extremely far. She remained relevant and made millions with only one album out for 7 years. I love her music but I love her personality even more.

You may be old, but are you this old? 🤔

when there’s a friday the 13th right before valentine’s day

i’m at the age where this is actually a thoughtful gift

Left every btch/ngga where they was weird at