new years resolution is to let my nuts hang

2025: year of the gamer

alternate universe Paul Simon: you CANNOT call me Al

they should make a video game where one of the missions is to restore power or turn on a generator

‘Stupid God’ - Hera Lindsay Bird, from the latest Poetry Review The Poetry Society

edam-eating betas hate to see a tasty-truthing alpha like me come along

If you get hangovers it's because you drank the beers with impure intentions and heavy karmic debt

I'm launching a t4t publishing project called HuRT! To kick it off, here's an essay on why Aotearoa publishers aren’t releasing more trans-authored books. Would really appreciate if you could check it out and give it a share 🩵🩷🤍 hurtbooks.com/blog/why-arent…

14 years ago, LMFAO pushed the boundaries of what an uncle and nephew can achieve.

First publication of 2025 — a little story about the weirdness of time and time-keepers, and also kind of the primal urge to quit your job (?) Thanks to the lovely The Sunlight Press for accepting this one!

new short fiction in Griffith Review 🫧🧼⚡💔 would mean the world if you checked it out! griffithreview.com/articles/load/

Illustrated by Ace Attorney Investigations Collection character designer Tatsuro Iwamoto, witness Miles Edgeworth in a special Valentine's Day themed outfit that just might saddle you with unnecessary feelings.

gollum jumping on it freaky style

this is the kind of thing your mind can create once you finish your mfa

I'm the wizard that summoned Crazy Frog

me when i accidentally lose the hat that prevents me from freaking the fuck out

maintaining the stability of my friendships to ensure they function optimally despite outside changes call that homie-bro-stasis

friends, romans, cunty thems................ lend me ur ears