If you ended a relationship and realized they didn't go looking for another person, didn't go out partying, but instead started running, training, taking care of themselves, and distancing themselves from everyone so they could overcome themselves... I'm sorry to tell you that

when you hang out with ur ex even though she gotta man, so u start wondering how loyal she was with u.

everybody want a man to pay 100% of the bills until he come home and slap the fk out you cause you didn't clean the kitchen !

this will work on me

This era of dating and relationships is just people wanting you to be ok with a level of disrespect they are not ok with if done to them

Sometimes a woman doesn't even love you fr.. she just knows you're a good man and would hate to see you love somebody else the way you loved her.

anytime, anywhere type shit

🎯

Woke up yearning for my ex before realizing I only miss her hardware not her software

a woman's butt is holy. a man's butt is just hairy. much to think about

People’s adamance to maintain connections with exes, old hookups, failed talking stages, etc. is so fascinating to me

when you miss their smell (non-sexual) but also you miss their smell (sexual)

"Walk me through your resume" Yeah so basically I did what it says on the paper in front of you

Crazy white boys, when they deliver, they DELIVER

` Trying too hard to be the “nice guy.” Always agreeable. Never says no. Smiles to your face. That’s not kindness. That’s fear of conflict. Real good people have boundaries. They disappoint sometimes. They stand on something. Fake nice is usually the first to flip.