This is not the text you want to get from your wife at 7pm after a long weekend…

Quoting this to remind me in 5 years

Dumb.

Truly, this is the if a tree falls in a forest analogy. If no one watches does anyone care

Ok with div recaps , but balking at the idea of a NAV loan providing DPI… make it make sense

3% understanding how a structured preferred could garner liquidity and keep residual upside… where is allocator school and can I teach a course there

Taking one of these from 383 was my best move when leaving banking

Men used to go to war. Now they announce promotions at their powerpoint and excel job using this picture

Marc Rowan says Apollo won’t do early PE recruiting. FT story shortly:

Also - I doubt it.

What happens when Thoma, KKR, Vista, just say F it. Will go after the PJT RX, or Evercore guys first… Apollo will bend the knee

LOL Blaney just putting F1 in a body bag.

“Private equity but we package it for insurance companies and create insanely levered CFOs and Rated Feeders, to be LPs in our levered funds, that hold 7x levered portfolio companies” AMERICA BABY

Home run derby announcers in 2025: "With a launch angle to 46 degrees and a bat speed of 103, he hit that ball 476 feet." Home run derby of my youth: "BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK"

Good article today in BBG on mid-size PE really struggling. They really went hard after Trilantic, citing serious trouble fundraising and a ton of attrition. Onex, Crestview, Vestar, and Madison Dearborn were also called out.

I feel like 3 is pretty easy. They already got the lines for electric and drainage run.

HEARTBREAKING: #Bucs 430+ pound defensive tackle Desmond Watson was not allowed to play last night because he weighs too much. 😞 Watson was forced to sit on the sidelines all night long and will not be able to play until he loses more weight.

Free this man

You only have a certain amount of football games left in your life