A couple of years ago I interviewed Warnie on radio. Right at the end I said ‘thanks Warnie - someday I want to have a beer with you’. He laughed and said ‘Sure mate, let’s do that…’. Guess not. #warne #RIPWarne #RIPWarney

#NRLBroncosSouths I’ve seen a lot more blatant forward passes than that waved through!

Who doesn’t love an (almost) length of the field intercept try? #NRLBroncosSouths

#NRL Well. After what I thought was a strong off-season where I studied the changes to the teams, paid attention to injuries etc, I find myself 0-3 in the NRL footy tipping. This is appalling. I may need to sack the coach and start again…

#SurvivorAU quite a lot of talk about ballbags tonight… #awkward

My name is Scott, and I've got a cat. 🐱

Is it just me or is the standard of goal kicking really poor so far this season? Don’t recall it being an issue at the start of previous seasons! #NRL

Recently released offenders are valuable employees. Here’s something I did on ABC Brisbane today: abclisten.page.link/ivsQ8TdAvBCff5…

I have found a big bag of lollies in the pantry. Using them to bribe myself to watch the debate. #auspol

As the debate turned to aged care and the claim by the PM that he was the whistleblower on the issue, I remembered it was bin night. #auspol #justsaying #metaphor

The winner (based on the 9 people who were able to get through and vote) is…. #auspol

Really interesting to me that the fact 100’s of items were quietly removed from Medicare last year hasn’t had more coverage in the debates/campaign. Does that mean Albo approves of the cuts? #auspol

Early this afternoon a journo friend said to me ‘I predict there’ll be a national security issue incident before this election campaign is done!’ Two hours later.... #auspoll2022 #auspol

Watching Clive on Ch 10, who just introduced Craig Kelly as ‘The next prime minister of Australia’.... #bless #auspol 

The AEC is still looking for workers for the election tomorrow! Anyone want a gig? #auspol #planning

May I just quietly say: I tipped 8 from 8 in the NRL this week. Never done that before and I’ve been tipping for years. This is a happy moment.... #NRL

Right then. Who substituted the Wests Tigers for the Qld team at half time? This is going to get ugly! #Origin

#NRLCowboysEels bunker can go back a minute to find high contact but not call an obvious forward pass. Cool cool cool. #broken

This week at the Sit Down: Kel Balnaves, Emma Zammit, Mike van Acker & MORE!! Website. Tickets. You know what to do. standup.com.au ((but just in case you don't: buy some tickets. That's what you should do))

I entered the HAMILTON $10 Lottery on TodayTix! Tap to enter: todaytix.com/Brisbane/shows…