Da Gea made a save?

Not to brag, but I just got suspended from Facebook for 6 days for violating Community Standards on hate speech by posting, “oh, those wacky French!” in an article about strange things that have happened in France.

What’s that? You say Da Gea gave up a goal? #EVEMUN

AND NEYMAR IS DOWN! And he’s writhing on the pitch…one roll…two rolls…three rolls. In other words, “Saturday.”

Democrats are outraged that human beings are being trafficked as a political stunt. Republicans are outraged that a cartoon mermaid is black. any questions

Next up: the Vicar of Pizza Express, Woking.

When does Emerson Lake and Palmer play “Jerusalem?”

Ixnay on the uskMay

I will NOT pay $8 a month to keep my blue check mark. Wait, what blue check mark?

Twitter’s HR Department is giving us a lesson on how not to do things.

I hope my last tweet is a good o—

I strategically blocked 4 people here and the vitriol on my Twitter feed dropped off by 90%.

I love the French national anthem, especially the part about blood of their enemies running through the gutters.

Censoring and attempting to intimidate journalists is no way to run a business.

Who is running this place?

“When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.” —Hunter S. Thompson, seer, sage, soothsayer.

Dear Trump supporters: when the time comes to undo what you’ve done, don’t stand in our way. Just say “thank you.”

First Lady? Lemon curry?

I just bought the FBI Building for $35!

Thanks, Elon, for contributing $21 million to the Wisconsin economy, mostly to the “legacy media” outlets you despise.