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I can’t worry about the black mold in my Midea U-shaped AC unit I have to just keep doing me

Something so amazing about being a gay guy is being able to call your boyfriend “girl.” Like heyy girl

Me because I didn’t go to wet noise and instead slept for 13 hours

The way this is also my birthday…

mike teases new era.

Hulk Hogan died while I was getting a massage

So this gay guy just called me chopped

We’re all born chopped and the rest is drag

Someone took a good pic of me on Saturday. Can’t remember who but if it was you could you please reach out? Thank you!

The way I just randomly shake now. Like I have gay guy party induced nerve damage

One thing about SATC is that if we’re being honest Carrie Bradshaw would’ve definitely done coke every time she went out. Like I can suspend my disbelief but not that much

Having a boyfriend is mostly about being like why are you drinking the Diet Coke I just ordered I haven’t even had a sip. And of course there is joy as well

Whatever.

It is not desire that presides over knowledge; it is horror.

Fuck this Atlantic Terminal DMV makes me want to vogue

Literally no one is vibing with me today

Looked up from my computer and all of my coworkers had mysteriously disappeared without a trace. 2 hours later they’re still not back

She’s so bagel #everything

People who’ve only lived in NY for 5 years love to be like “omg I love taking the bus!” Like girl sorry but fuck the bus