Trump just rolled out some wild new Executive Orders

Who did this?

Reminder that you can’t have your student debt canceled or college paid for bc we need to pay for Israelis healthcare and college

Fellow market makers, it's time to rug everything so we can get rates down to zero and then some delicious, mouth watering QE $SPX x.com/unusual_whales…

Ian Miles Cheong Elon Musk Elon will you please come to my metzitzah b'peh Everyone please RT so he sees my request

I'm sick and tired of the bottom 90% who only own 7.5% of all stocks trying to ethically cleanse us. It's very antisemitic $SPX

Anybody else thinking we should take advantage of the 1 DTEs and engineer a nice $PLTR windfall call option gain for tomorrow?

Best one yet 🤣💀

109 countries, 1030 times, over 2000 years. Do you all know why?

This is an actual headline.

unusual_whales Not anymore I just rugged them. x.com/unusual_whales…

#UPDATE Billionaire Elon Musk bade farewell to Donald Trump in an extraordinary Oval Office appearance Friday in which he sported a black eye, brushed aside drug abuse claims and vowed to stay a "friend and advisor" to the US president. u.afp.com/Sp9C by Danny Kemp

.Speaker Mike Johnson, why are you running cover for an underage sex trafficking ring and pretending this is a partisan issue? MAGA voted for this.

Are there people who are so powerful and politically connected that they can operate outside the law? Making America Great Again requires transparency and justice. Congress recessed to avoid the Epstein issue, but when we return, I’ll be forcing a vote.

A doctor’s letter to UnitedHealthcare for denying nausea medication to a child on chemotherapy. May the investigations be swift and fruitful. UHC can burn in hell.

The Speaker of the House recessed Congress early yesterday for a month to avoid dealing with the Epstein issue. Mr. Speaker, the American people won’t forget. My legislation isn’t going away. It’ll be right here when we return and I’ll force the vote using a discharge petition.

BREAKING: DOJ is meeting with Ghislaine Maxwell right now.

Your favorite market maker delivered the perfect $SPX opex pin again today. I'll let it out of the vice grip tomorrow so as to not arouse suspicion. x.com/MakerWaddles/s…