Have a nice fourth you stupid fuck

It’s really a shame that Phil has destroyed his reputation, because he’s incredible.

“Golf maintenance”

Makes sense, Liam Neeson is the funniest person to ever live

Opening day on the course and I’m debating pulling plow stakes

I get inappropriately excited about the first greens mow of the year

There’s like 2 people in this world I like more than Max Homa

I’m no mechanic, but I know that’s not what the rear axle should look like. I also know our next tractor will not be a Kioti…⁦⁦Keith Willing⁩

Today was a long week

I’m this petty

Reason number 672 why I’m not allowed to mow rough

“Mike, are you ready to see what happened to the Sandpro?”

Prison

Director of agronomy with a great job at a dreamy place on what it takes to land a desirable gig in the golf industry... "Be nice and work hard. I’m not the smartest guy, I’m not the best by any means. But if you’re nice and work hard, those opportunities come up.”

just spitballing here but what if instead of a beer glass that makes you drink slower, there were a longbeck beer bottle with ridges in the neck (almost like a vortex) that shot beer down your throat at record speeds

Forgetting the apostrophe here is really a tell

The stock market is down but at least everything is more expensive and services are getting shittier. On the other hand we have more measles. To be fair, they are finally delivering the reductions in FAA and National Parks staff that people have been demanding.

Two valve keys in the cart. Been a long week