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Mike Ashley

@mikeashley40

55 y/o virgin. Small college basketball enthusiast featured on ESPN & Barstool. Hedge fund manager turned plumber. Brother to John. Father of 2 | 8 in and thick

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All this talk about Wisconsin playing in elevation being a problem is silly. The fact Montana plays in elevation won’t make them better at basketball.

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If your bracket looks like this, I don’t fuck with you. Hearing someone pick all 1 seeds because “I just don’t see them losing” infuriates me.

If your bracket looks like this, I don’t fuck with you. Hearing someone pick all 1 seeds because “I just don’t see them losing” infuriates me.
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All this talk about Montana being a tough draw. They’re ranked below every single 15 seed on kenpom. Badgers win and cover.

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“My Final Four is perfect” You picked four 1-seeds to make the Final Four? How does it feel to live life as a coward? Do you root for big corporations as well? Are you anti-small businesses? Have some pride.

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Has played against! Wow, what an achievement. College coaches, if you want a beanie wearer and someone who can play against people that everyone talks about, this is your guy!