Still waiting for that Model B Steinway & Sons.

The suspect’s name is Dorian Gray. That’s Wilde.

Looks like Luxor got/is getting Bellagio's old suite furniture like they did with the standard rooms.

Theming is back!

I love love love eating/drinking at a bar alone and then when I’m good and warmed up, having a friend join me. Does this make me an…

Y’all can’t even name 300 Quincy Jones songs.

Out-of-touch miles/points people: "[adjusts glasses] I did the math and generously speaking there is only $700,000 of value in this package. Do not recommend."

It's scary to think that in 16 years I'll be as out of shape as Mike Tyson.

How the fuck months after Twitter’s existence I scored “Mike_E” but I can’t even get “Mike3” on BlueSky. Anyway… bsky.app/profile/mikeve…

I barely use this fuckass site anymore unless I need to announce something REALLY important. Well this is just that. I just earned (not matched) Royal at Fontainebleau. Suck it, bitches.