I find that a lot of stupid people hide behind big words and flowery vocabulary, and a lot of smart people aren’t afraid to use basic language to get their ideas across in an easy to understand way. Also I’m stoned on the toilet right now.

Quarantine checklist 1) make a naked dancing video 2) figure the best angle for a booty shot 3) Engage in a tinder virtual date that ends in an arguement 4) write letters 5) sulk

What character would you be in Parks & Rec?

Donna #ParksAndRec

Ewww to my tinder shoutout !!

Gross worst date ever #writer #lawyer

All the skeletons come out .

This time I ask them to come in, sit down. What we can do to work together for our overall good . It’s new , but I like it. .

Spirit animal instagram.com/p/B_CG5JLjD0H/…

Im getting the hang of being unemployed.

To the man outside with the convertible .... stop flirting with my cat #icanseeyou

Whats online dating like during a pandemic. Sad Dads Schools of Catfish Tech bros

I have a neighbor her name is literally Karen.

#mondays

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Choragraphy & the Dancers 👌🏽 Lorn - Acid Rain (Official Music Video) youtu.be/nxg4C365LbQ via YouTube

Wednesday’s are for #Bauhaus

#varietyshow youcanburlesque.com/humpdayshow/

This one lady .... can’t shake her #youreeverywhere