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The National Security Council:

LEGO: Los Angeles

When you have one too many beers and your friend dares you to streak:

Me trying to keep up with who we don’t like anymore:

Lindsey Graham right now:

Good night sweet prince.

Mike Huckabee composing this text to Trump:

BREAKING 🚨: Elon has just released medical records showing he is not on drugs.

When my wife asks me where I want to go for dinner and agrees with my choice (it’s Mexican)

Marco heading in on his 15 minute smoke break to cover the NSC meeting before heading back to work his other 7 jobs:

“Skibidi Ohio Jihad Rizz”

😂

The suspect:

Will confirm pee is stored in the balls.

This is Mila Kali, daughter of Iran's last shah who currently lives in exile on the Isle of Ligma. She is widely considered to rule Iran after its supreme leader is toppled, and will be the first-ever female leader of a Middle Eastern country. RT if you stand with Mila! 1

Oh they HORNY horny

Me when Florida has a 2 goal lead going into the first intermission against Canada: