B&M are kindly offering ppl four weeks festive work, it's UNPAID but "hey it'll look great on your CV." 😡 #universalcredit #jobsearch #jobs #Employment

I woke up this morning to see that this lady's life is about to be ruined by Twitter, but if you look closely I think that there's a reasonable chance that the guy actually snatched it form her hand whilst on the ground? #Phillies #phillieskaren #harrisonbader #teamkaren

Omg!, these will be a good investment for life right??

Just got my government alert. It’s activated the 5G nanobots I received during my COVID vax. I have now died.

Oh bless, that one's smoking a Cigar. #ReformUK #hitleryouth

tbf it gave my Butler a bit of a start too.

I’ve tasted Unemployment and I’ve tasted 9-5. I recommend not being born.

Noo thign lurnt todai. in America TK Maxx is called TJ Maxx, it's a whole different country over there.

It's slowly turning into some sort of psychosis now ay it? 🧐 #RaiseTheColours #flagseverywhere

This will be shit. Thanks for reading my capsule review.

I find it hard to believe that it's just *the algorithm* putting that video into heavy rotation on my feed? >:/ #ElonMusk

*The Right* seem to have done a very quick about face on the issue of 'hurty words'. 🤷 #CharlieKirk

PSA: You're really NOT 'enhancing' that picture with AI. #grok #Assassination #CharlieKirkshot

After a quick perusal of Twitter I can state with some confidence that the current turnout for the Tommy Robinson march is somewhere between two hundred and six billion. #tommyrobinson

That Haka thing at the Tommyfest was a tad bizarre, a bit like when Sha Na Na played Woodstock. #TommyRobinson #UniteTheKingdom #londonprotest

Elon Musk is basically a ketamine addled Max Headroom All the charisma of a lumpy fart and can’t help but try and rain violence down on civilised countries while he sits in his rocket shaped mansion surrounded by an army of security guards Billionaires are not your friend

He withdrew as it finally sank in that he wouldn't get a single nomination to appear on the ballot paper. #connormcgregor

One night, when I was eighteen, five tooled up geezers jumped out of a car yelling that they’d seen me attack an old lady! To justify, and psych themselves up for, what they were gonna do. The US administration is working itself up into a similar vengeful rage against ‘The Left.’

Should we just rename it 'Snittcher' now? #ElonMusk #twitter