Flooding caused a power outage at the sears tower and it’s extremely ominous with no lights on

Hope you guys get better soon! #yescers Indiana Pacers

I can be rude online because my grandpa was the model for the guy on the Pringles cans and we are paid handsomely to keep quiet about what they did to him.

I never imagined the Edgar Allen Poe Raven having a bird's voice. I forgot they could talk. It makes it creepier

Been waiting to spot kelvin helmholz clouds since I first heard of them. The first pic is what I just snapped. Is that what I'm looking at?

Walked to the top of the sears tower! all the medics kept flooding to me to ask if I wanted to die in their arms So I guess I exerted myself a bit

I can't believe I'm losing this argument. 30k steps is a lot and most Americans are not laborers. Am I fucking nuts

Me and my family were walking out of Dennys and heading to our cars. My mom kissed my cheek, then she shrieked, "now, french!" I yelled back "no?!!????" And she proceeded to kiss both sides of my face And I said "oh" lol

Sam explained how there's "Midwest soy" face. There are too many ways to be mean with words these days

This store pissed me off so bad. This is beyond an eyesore that it's a soulsore

Took off work due to a stomach flu. I took a dramamine this morning and was able to get down a lot of Gatorade so I was feeling very comfortable. Took a nap and dreamed I was going Kroger shopping with my dad, who was a decade younger. He was buying salad kits. I was very happy

Sam told me that the ice bucket challenge was hugely successful in getting ALS funding. I remember it being mocked as insincere and that nobody was actually interested in donating, but noooo a shitload of money was raised. Wish we tried it again w the new crop of celebs

Took my monstera Mr. Leafy to the plant hospital and look how they massacred my boy. Literally sent him home in a bag

Millennials are going to be the most euthanized generation in history