New COVID strains:

if.... slack.. replace email.... why ... slack ... send emails???

benzene but pronounced italian

microbes, they're just like us 😌

The zodiac signs as unnecessary latin phrases: Aries: In silico Taurus: In situ Gemini: Ex situ Cancer: A priori Leo: In vivo Virgo: Post priori Libra: In vitro Scorpio: Ergo Sag: De facto Capricorn: Ad hoc Aquarius: Modus operandi Pisces: Terra firma

The @ channel slack messages will continue until morale improves

NSF is once again soliciting research proposals for projects related to the creation of a yeast strain the size of a house.

Damn, you transcribe with that polymerase? 👀

Ever think about how the Mountain Dew Baja Blast is a completely sterile environment?

to an organic compound, an LC-MS is just a water slide with a fun surprise at the end

Sometimes the microbe grows, sometimes the microbe sleeps. Why do you expect microbe to grow every time?Does microbe expect you to wake up at 6am every day? No! That's now how this works, buddy. The microbe can do what it wants, your OD readings be damned.

You're in their DMs, I'm in their CV. We are not the same.

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The electroporations will continue until morale improves

BORG me up, (BORG me up inside) I can't BORG up, (BORG me up inside) BORG me, Call my BORG and save me from the BORG (Evanescence et al. 2003)

Where is the NIST hard seltzer standard?? National Institute of Standards and Technology

Escherichia coli, Saccharomyces cerevisiae, Vibrio fischeri, Methanosarcina barkeri

Given the abundance of the kingdoms of life, we propose classifying Eukaryotes as "probacteria" to emphasize the fact that they are simply not bacteria.