Okay but like, if the usual dialogue choices are anything to go by, Makoto might actually say this 😭

Itchy boi

When we pull up to doggy daycare:

Brady Hayes about to lock tf in this event so he can become Bridey Hayes

AI Micro actually just says what we’re all thinking

If you would please consult the graph

I've come to make an announcement...

Some of you may have figured this out already, but I’ll be making the Philly PR graphic for the most recent season. Even though I’ve been no life-ing it the past few days, some parts have been kicking my ass, so I need you to send me your energy for this spiritbomb masterpiece

Congrats again to the Philly 2024 Q4 Power Rankings! Graphic by Micro [μ]

I still haven’t ruled out that this dude isn’t some kind of escaped SCP that changes whenever he’s observed on social media. Like, what do you mean I can expect to see a clip TOMORROW of him playing paintball with the mayor of Italy?